Harold takes tea

Harold carefully placed his verdant fusion of organic peppermint, spearmint and fieldmint back in the centre of its saucer. He twisted the cup slightly. It was what he had ordered, what it had said on the list of specialty teas: “a verdant fusion of organic peppermint, spearmint and fieldmint”. But there was a problem; a simple, yet potentially insurmountable problem. Harold’s lips narrowed. The fusion was not sufficiently minty. He would have to send it back and quietly complain. Verdancy had to be a good thing, did it not? And organic was the new way of the world. But. But. Although Harold liked fusions, and infusions, especially flavoured with a number of varieties of mint, the mintiness had to be the foundation, the keystone of their flavour. It had to be the essence, the driving fresh green force within the liquid. Without mint, what is there?

He raised an eyebrow to summon someone’s assistance, but then noticed, with horror, that the waiter was chewing. Gum, probably. This would not, could not, end well. He swiftly, yet discreetly, lowered his eyebrow and hurried away from the table, leaving too large a tip and his infusion undrunk.

Unicorn to dragon rock 4

Unicorn to dragon rock 4.
[Ooh, say the crowd.]
Rock stands.
[Ahhh.]
Wanderer to dragon rock 3.
[A hissing of breath.]
Wanderer staff strikes dragon rock 2.
[Another intake of breath, quieter this time.]
Staff strikes dragon rock 1.
[Near silence, glances around the arena.]
Dragon rock 1 shifts.
[Silence.]
Dragon! Dragon enters the arena!
[Screams. Scrambling.]
Fire! Fire! Dragon fire!
[Screams. Silence.]

Donna Tina’s birthday

Donna Assuntina was surprised I did not know where the blacksmith’s was in the next village in from the sea. To her it was still there, where it had been eighty years ago, when the handsome apprentice had seen her swinging the iron on its ribbons, firing the coals to press her father’s Sunday trousers. Sparks flew in the duskling.

“Well, if you don’t know where it is, just look it up in that internet of yours if it’s so clever.”

“I will, Donna Tina, I will, but only when I’ve had a piece of your birthday cake and drunk some prosecco with you. Then I’ll hear some more of your stories.”

“Stories? Stories? These aren’t stories. These are true stories, they all happened. But you’re right. First a drop of prosecco. And pass me a taralluccio. My new teeth need practice.”

We sat quietly and drank together, the geckos translucent above the light.

“My mother gave coal to the sixpenceman at Christmas. He gave my dada a nip from his bottle at new year. My mother didn’t trust his moustache or the way he looked up from under his eyebrows. My dada slapped him on the back though, and roared. Then the rest of the year dada was calm and proper, a cold sausage on a Monday kind of man. And the dogs, the dogs. The sixpenceman had two huge beasts who walked one ahead and one behind him. The blacker one snipped Lito behind the knee when he was only nine and had a stone in his hand and never walked right again. But he always went out to the fields every dawning, one leg swinging round the way. He was seventy, a young seventy, when he died in the field. They found him lying crooked. Lito’s father shot the dog himself and looked the sixpenceman in the eyes in silence. And that was over for this lifetime. And I shall be too if I sit in this draught any longer. Hand me my shawl and call my granddaughter to help me up. We’ll talk more when you visit next.”

So I sat and sucked a tarallino as if I had no teeth and washed the crumbs down with the flat prosecco. The geckos had disappeared.

Carlo and the lizard

Carlo lifted his head from the bamboo mat and looked into the lizard’s eyes. It blinked, once. Light reflected green from its throat, its pulsing heart. It held Carlo’s gaze, blinked again and flowed away, up and over the rocks. The caper leaves shook and it was gone.

Carlo rode home slowly from the sea. He rested his motorino against the wooden pole that held up the lean-to roof and went into the house. The salt on his skin needed to be showered away. But first he needed to clear his head. The sun had been harsh.

He sat on the kitchen chair and leaned forward, head in hands, elbows on knees. He felt water move at the back of his nose, behind his eyes. Too many dives from the rocks to the blue today.

The water moved again, then trickled down his nose, dripping clear onto the brick tile floor, darkening the dust. More water flowed. Carlo blinked. More than – and now the drops were not clear any more, he felt the water moving at the back of his nose, behind his eyes, at the back of his head where his scalp was tight with salt, water moving, running, flowing.

Just before he closed his eyes, Carlo was softly surprised at how clear the world was becoming, and wondered gently where all the water was coming from.

When he woke up, his eyes focussed on a fly which walked very slowly, deliberately, across the wet floor. And then was gone.

Billy peered through the haze

Billy peered through the haze at the fading letter Q on his brother’s front door. The haar had rolled in in September and never burnt away. The sun, when it was, was thin and white. Billy peered, but did not stop.

They had shared a mother and a father but never shared ambitions. Billy had grown up to see the litany of lost opportunities and lies and his brother take the other road.

Crows chattered. The thin grey mist muffled the sound of the celebratory gun. Billy shivered and peered and caught his breath but did not stop.